On ITV this evening I noticed that Dancing on Ice was back. What a load of shite. Who wants to watch that? Its quite clearly just ITVs boss people saying "How can we make a hit show?" and then one says "Well, that Dancing show is on the BBC is pretty good. How can we make it more exciting and, therefore, better" so they are thinking and one comes out with "Dancing, but with a twist" and everyone is like "what?" and then he says "It's going to be dancing, on ice!" Great. It stuck and now I have lost the TV remote and have to watch this pish. I should have a say on these shows. Infact I'm going to pitch a few ideas of my own to ITV. Off the top of my head we could have "The Ned Factor" where neds are asked to come to an open audition infront of a few judges to decide who the ultimate ned is. When the neds get to the location where the judging is taking place, lets say Hampden Park, they are all slaughtered by 2 men with chainsaws. Perfect light entertainment for a saturday night! Alternatively you could have Perv Idol as featured on http://www.welltrustfc.net where a myspace or several myspace accounts are created and the aim is for these fake identities to lure men or indeed women into the trap. The nations will be shown the messages shared between the Perv and the "Pervette" and the nation votes for their favorite perv who is presented with a 12 year jail sentence on the last show of the series. Finally you could have "The late show with Jamie Fleming" where I go on and talk to celebraties and share my thoughts with the nation instead of on this stupid blog! Well anyway thats all. If I have anymore ideas for hit TV shows I'll post 'em up.