Alright folks, this my first blog entry! Smashin'. Wondering about the title, eh? Yeah me too just a wee bit of todays banter. Very under used word. Anyways i have to really rope you all in don't I? Get a wee insight into my mind and get you all reading again. I'll do my best but no gurantees. So... Well, today has been pretty banterous actually - that's banter coming up again you see - but again its always pretty banterous. Anybody else feel like shit? Seriously. It's the weather, its pretty pish I must say thats what makes everyone feel like shit mostly due to the fact you can't sleep from the sound of wind but also the fact the weather is very depressing. It's astonishing really, the weather seems to have turned emo all of a sudden. I wonder if it has myspace. Another thing, why is everyone addicted to myspace fair enough its good for finding out dates for gigs and all that pish but do you really need it? People are are actually addicted although sometimes it can be very, very, very funny has anybody seen Jesus' myspace or a funny one I say was, wait for it, Emo Barry Chuckle! Oh, the banter! Whats the point in myspace? It's mostly emos with pictures at ridiculous angles looking for better ways to slash their wrist whilst listening to all of their pishy music and wearing dark eye make-up - Even the guys! What has the world come to when Jesus is on myspace trading messages with that girl at school who has been influenced to pick up a potato peeler and slit her wrists whilst listening to My Chemical Romance on repeat on her Ipod by Barry fucking Chuckle! It's ridiculous! Anyways I think I have written enough. Infact I am surprised you are still reading. Get a life. Go on. Stop reading. Please? You know what? That's right, I'm going to stop writing then you can't read.